Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met
he went from an adorable little baby
to this strange scrawny teenager
and somehow grew into this beautiful strange cute little man
happy birthday dumbass
we love you <3
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
me as a parent:
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him but I think he’s annoying so unfollowed him and i was like “yeah haha hes such an asshole right??” and she was so happy that I agreed with her lmao
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Men of tumblr. Your duty awaits
im just waiting for them to post pictures of themselves in these dresses
What started off as a joke has now done nothing but make me feel pretty…
Am I doing it right?